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2.5 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E05 Miracle on Dead Street
I read it on Snapple lid.
3.1 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S16E19 The Unkindest Cut
I... I can't take your penis, Dad.
2 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S05E02 Comedy
I think he's in the box! Put the lid on it!
2.9 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
and I demand that you cut off my penis
1.6 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S13E06 Comedy
I think I ate a dog food lid.
3.2 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S16E19 The Unkindest Cut
I try to tell them it's my dad's old penis, but that, um...
1.9 secs
The Office (2005) - S05E08 Frame Toby
Why would I draw a penis on my own note?
2.7 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S16E19 The Unkindest Cut
I play that with my penis-less patients to lighten the mood.
2.8 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S06E05 Comedy
I made the confetti out of cut-up tuna can lids.
4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S12E08 Comedy
I cannot get the lid off my jar of rainbows!
2.3 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S04E01 The Trip (1)
I kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.
4.9 secs
The Office (US) (2005) - S01E01
So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.
2.6 secs
The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S12E19 The Inspiration Deprivation
but can I close the lid on him?
2.6 secs
Family Guy(1999) - S16E19 The Unkindest Cut
Yes, Glenn. It's my penis.
1.6 secs
Transparent (2014) - S03E04 Drama
I hate my penis.
3.5 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S19E18 Comedy
I cut my fingers on the way
2.2 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S05E14 Comedy
I cut my tongue on these pancakes.
2.9 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) S08E03 The Wolf of Wharf Street
I cut it... on my... pillow.
1.7 secs
Jane the Virgin (2014) - S03E06 Chapter Fifty
I will have to reveal my penis.
1.6 secs
The Office (2005) - S08E13 Jury Duty
Then I inserted my penis into your...
3.4 secs
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill 2 - S01E08
Because of your quick thinking, I only have a small cut on my foot.
4.9 secs
The Office (2005) - S07E02 Counseling
Eating my penis... I mean peas.
4 secs
Friends (1994) - S02E14 The One With the Prom Video
That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now.
1.3 secs
The Walking Dead (2010) - S07E16 Drama
[Knock on lid]
2 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E02 Boy II Man
I cut my hair.
2.1 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S11E19 Comedy
I wake up with blood on my penis pillow.
3.2 secs
Hung (2009) - S03E05 Comedy
I think I might know who the other penis is.